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The Rocks Report (Banco Reserve Edition)

by Sir Michael Rocks

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    Dive into the eclectic world of Sir Michael Rocks with the Special Vinyl Edition of his groundbreaking mixtape, "The Rocks Report." This limited edition of only 500 copies transforms the mixtape into a collector's gem, presenting it not merely as a musical compilation but as a vital piece of hip-hop heritage, designed to be experienced in its most genuine and enveloping format.

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1.
Hate Me Too 04:31
2.
Bahamas 03:28
[Intro] I hope y'all enjoying y'all summer so far, man Ridin' like I got a couple dollas in the grip With my bahama mama (hey) [Verse 1] Peep game in the turnin' lane Its all good if you bring yo' friends 9 times out of 10 we rollin' up smokin' the wind and toastin' up cups And hope for the win when the game's over and the fame's over No HST Range Rovers girl Colgate brush yo' teeth for you never should've came over Well that bad business She tried kissin' on a nigga so I had to duck I dashed on her I mashed on her My drink fell down and splashed on her Now fast forward I'm way liver These niggas is ugly cave spiders I hate haters comin' from the 708 where I bring you that flavor An' all that shit you sayin' we done heard before You can't lie about who winnin' cause we know the score She sippin' on M-O-S-C-A-T-O She probably can't wait to go Now I'm thinkin' bout the ratio But she gettin' impatient though [Hook:2X] Ridin' like I got a couple dollas in the grip With my bahama mama bout to take her on a trip You can have the window I can be your mentor I can give you info This what life was meant for See rap shows near Joliet Get tickets as low as $36 You might also like Banco Populair Sir Michael Rocks What Do You Do Mac Miller Like That Future, Metro Boomin & Kendrick Lamar [Verse 2] I see clearer now since you been in my eyesight An' I just wanna take you with me but most guys might Just do the same blow the smoke when she want it An' she comin' from outta town in the mornin' red eye flights She on it Damn she was on it yall My phone got unlimited minutes but you my only call Call me when you lonely I can cook you somethin' special if you hungry And plus you know alot of girls want me But you confident that you the one with vowels and consonants You the whole alphabet Every single country and continent that I've been to I ain't seen nothin' quite like you You make a live nigga wanna write a haiku You a good look, good cook wonderin' if yo' mama taught you that Then we fine and I'll be done to bring you back from this vacation man, I took you on Usually I'm right I could be wrong bout' you and me But true indeed We'll see Its peace [Hook:2X] Ridin' like I got a couple dollas in the grip With my bahama mama bout to take her on a trip You can have the window I can be your mentor I can give you info This what life was meant for
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[Verse 1] Call me Banco Populair or Sir Michael the builder I'm eatin' grilled grouper off the grill with Grizelda That Porsche truck gold like the legend of Zelda If you actin' hard as metal then my niggas'll weld ya Boldy say go bad guy on 'em Rocko These niggas sockholes, you a giant, colossal Who the livest posse? Cliquot clique and Moet mob Top notch Nautica nice guys, we set bars We at the wet bar, no cash just cards You tatted up but you can still get yo chest scarred The SLR, bless this car And the man that be whipping that left hand Be grippin' the mahogany wheel, right hand be giving orders Tell the waitress to bring over my lemon waters Kinda parched baby girl I been ballin' like a sportin' event cuz rap supportin' the rent With endorsements from your favorite clothing lines and shit Gets way deeper, beige Jeep and Aston capricorn captain You know I'm gon' be flashing on these niggas, man Bigger fish to fry so I'm gon' probably need a bigger pan Saw the bigger picture, Brandon Jennings money, switching hands [Verse 2] I feel like I'm channeling things I can't even explain Opportunity knocked, it called and it rang And for a couple other niggas it was happenin' the same My eyes closed on you hoes jackin' that slang Wanna be the hottest but you lackin' that flame I work niggas like I'm Jack Lalanne Ay you I birth niggas, birth niggas' styles and things Change, and run up if you think it's just a game Yo the stars in alignment and the timing was perfect 4 figure coat but he wonder was it worth Most niggas know the answer and the purpose I'm the clothes copper, Call your Bitch up, tell her let's go shoppin' The Polo coppin' lot of new knowledge from the old doctrine Jeweler man pass a good rock but he's no Stockton The Rolex wrist watch, weed store, six options Decisions, decisions, white widow or the granddaddy Komodo dragon in the basement Lion head fish from Indonesia in my fish tank I served 'em up while I Bill Goldberged the blunt Ultimate Warrior the weed I'm smoking like Rasheed...Wallace do
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Exing 03:15
[Verse 1] Call me Banco Populair or Sir Michael the builder I'm eatin' grilled grouper off the grill with Grizelda That Porsche truck gold like the legend of Zelda If you actin' hard as metal then my niggas'll weld ya Boldy say go bad guy on 'em Rocko These niggas sockholes, you a giant, colossal Who the livest posse? Cliquot clique and Moet mob Top notch Nautica nice guys, we set bars We at the wet bar, no cash just cards You tatted up but you can still get yo chest scarred The SLR, bless this car And the man that be whipping that left hand Be grippin' the mahogany wheel, right hand be giving orders Tell the waitress to bring over my lemon waters Kinda parched baby girl I been ballin' like a sportin' event cuz rap supportin' the rent With endorsements from your favorite clothing lines and shit Gets way deeper, beige Jeep and Aston capricorn captain You know I'm gon' be flashing on these niggas, man Bigger fish to fry so I'm gon' probably need a bigger pan Saw the bigger picture, Brandon Jennings money, switching hands [Verse 2] I feel like I'm channeling things I can't even explain Opportunity knocked, it called and it rang And for a couple other niggas it was happenin' the same My eyes closed on you hoes jackin' that slang Wanna be the hottest but you lackin' that flame I work niggas like I'm Jack Lalanne Ay you I birth niggas, birth niggas' styles and things Change, and run up if you think it's just a game Yo the stars in alignment and the timing was perfect 4 figure coat but he wonder was it worth Most niggas know the answer and the purpose I'm the clothes copper, Call your Bitch up, tell her let's go shoppin' The Polo coppin' lot of new knowledge from the old doctrine Jeweler man pass a good rock but he's no Stockton The Rolex wrist watch, weed store, six options Decisions, decisions, white widow or the granddaddy Komodo dragon in the basement Lion head fish from Indonesia in my fish tank I served 'em up while I Bill Goldberged the blunt Ultimate Warrior the weed I'm smoking like Rasheed...Wallace do
5.
Reach 02:12
I'm not like, you nigga's I'm up, we grind Rain sleet, hail snow Or fuh-kin shine Seen a lot of life, seen a lil death Seen a lot of in between Like a couple niggas go to sleep every night, but don't have no dreams What's that? You got goals? You gone live em? All out? Brooks Brothers? Ferragamo? Till your hair fall out? Imma teach these kids everything that they don't know how You said you was keeping it it real? Said you would hold it down? But they lied, I'm providing a way out You want dollas? Don't follow the safe route Chances make champions In a trance, when the plans better hand choke perspective While dancing with death? I found out that it's stеps was always on the left foot, Just like I еxpect Yo
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Sunshine 04:09
[Intro] I wanna hear every part of this beat man I wanna hear every note Let me get in my zone Cause I'm finna' rock with yall And you finna' rock with me too Don't resist the feeling Don't be scared of what you don't know Ignorance is the true enemy of wisdom We back, we bad, we bad [Verse 1] So just grab both knees as I take my face a little higher than your kneecaps But a little bit below your naval You make me want to eat without setting the table But uh, let me quit let me sippin' in a Saturday I had a date with queen fettuccine with the lamborghini The 1993 just like mine Kinda had a lot of shit in common than we had like wines By the looks of her Size 6 in those Brooks Brothers canvas kicks Her booty bigger than her waist but she can manage it Smoking on the copa cabana She hot and tryin' to get her tan on Grabbed the Ipad and cut the tan on She said her name was Lexie, lets see, sexy, lets leave We can blow this joint like yesterday And now she text me Pictures of her sitting in her drawers Saying maybe one day you can know the rest of me
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Interlude 04:22
10.
Livin It Up 03:14
[Hook:Trademark Da Skydiver] We livin' it up These niggas hatin' from the side cause they can't be down I don't fuck around I'm on my grind like 365 year When the weed gone an' the smoke clears [Sir Michael Rocks] I still be livin' it up These niggas hatin' from the side cause they can't be down Naw baby I don't fuck around An' they don't know what we can't get Man they so-so and that ain't this An' we livin' it up [Verse 1:Trademark Da Skydiver] I'm just chillin' nothing new its the same mode I'm fresh stepping out I'm never in plain clothes I'm smokin' that friuty kush so I'm smelling like mangos You know how the game goes Sucka niggas is ? Me and Mikey got it locked We on top of them lame hoes Bad bitches good weed and we seek more From the Inno to Chi town we just lettin' the wind blow Clouded up on that kush Mama open the window Cool Kids and the Jets they don't know what they in for Me an' my nigga run this shit like we playin' Nintendo I'm full of that indo I'm just sayin' it simple Its real over here now run an' go spread that info And thats word to my kin folk I grind cause I been broke All the top 365 I'm seein' them c-notes She blunted out An' I'm doobied up But we gettin' cash So we don't give a fuck(yeah) [Hook:Trademark Da Skydiver] We livin' it up These niggas hatin' from the side cause they can't be down I don't fuck around I'm on my grind like 365 year When the weed gone an' the smoke clears [Sir Michael Rocks] I still be livin' it up These niggas hatin' from the side cause they can't be down Naw baby I don't fuck around An' they don't know what we can't get Man they so-so and that ain't this An' we livin' it up [Verse 1:Trademark Da Skydiver] I'm just chillin' nothing new its the same mode I'm fresh stepping out I'm never in plain clothes I'm smokin' that friuty kush so I'm smelling like mangos You know how the game goes Sucka niggas is ? Me and Mikey got it locked We on top of them lame hoes Bad bitches good weed and we seek more From the Inno to Chi town we just lettin' the wind blow Clouded up on that kush Mama open the window Cool Kids and the Jets they don't know what they in for Me an' my nigga run this shit like we playin' Nintendo I'm full of that indo I'm just sayin' it simple Its real over here now run an' go spread that info And thats word to my kin folk I grind cause I been broke All the top 365 I'm seein' them c-notes She blunted out An' I'm doobied up But we gettin' cash So we don't give a fuck(yeah) [Hook:Trademark Da Skydiver] We livin' it up These niggas hatin' from the side cause they can't be down I don't fuck around I'm on my grind like 365 year When the weed gone an' the smoke clears [Sir Michael Rocks] I still be livin' it up These niggas hatin' from the side cause they can't be down Naw baby I don't fuck around An' they don't know what we can't get Man they so-so and that ain't this An' we livin' it up
11.
Stage Lights 03:16
[Verse 1] It's the newly inaugurated hardly hated Everybody love a player Barbecue, Filet Mignon, Scallops on top player Let's say a small prayer Keep my cool Grey's greyer My pool water's bluer You just a captain save a Girl What's up, what's the dilly? I seen you feelin me at a couple shows Cup a cup of that Rose mo Next thing you know you comin out yo shell See you can get comfortable Just make yourself at home Mi casa su casa Don't worry bout the dishes baby I can be Mufasa, you can be the Ms I hate cats, but I can kiss your kitty If you clip the whiskers And we smoke that speaker system (Boom) Aka that super loud Dr. Dre and 50 had they time You the future now I'm just a fan of you I'm handin you the mic girl Hop on this bed and sing into it if you like girl Sound check your vocals Blowin up, you goin global from this room Never local soundin like the house of [?] [Verse 1] It's the newly inaugurated hardly hated Everybody love a player Barbecue, Filet Mignon, Scallops on top player Let's say a small prayer Keep my cool Grey's greyer My pool water's bluer You just a captain save a Girl What's up, what's the dilly? I seen you feelin me at a couple shows Cup a cup of that Rose mo Next thing you know you comin out yo shell See you can get comfortable Just make yourself at home Mi casa su casa Don't worry bout the dishes baby I can be Mufasa, you can be the Ms I hate cats, but I can kiss your kitty If you clip the whiskers And we smoke that speaker system (Boom) Aka that super loud Dr. Dre and 50 had they time You the future now I'm just a fan of you I'm handin you the mic girl Hop on this bed and sing into it if you like girl Sound check your vocals Blowin up, you goin global from this room Never local soundin like the house of [?]
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[Intro] It was all good And then the money came [Hook] If you hearing what I'm saying Let me drop you a line Situations can be changed at the drop of a dime If you staying in your lane Or you crossing the line Goin' hard in the paint, you know how it go down Something happened and the deal just went sour Everybody just tryna get a little power Something happened and the deal just went bad Slow it down when you chasing after that cash [Verse 1: Sir Michael] I started with a box a week 50 phones came in the set And UPS delivery'll leave it right on your steps You get 250 for the Blackberry, 3 for the Iphone Droids is 200, and the cash-out man names 100 Yo, we sell clothes by cell phones and sell chronic Ah Man this is who you call when all of your phones Arrive at the spot and you break down the box, yo I got a spot in Memphis where I send some of the shipments Run 100 grand a month but that's none of your business Taught to never hand a blunt to a nigga who can't look you in the eyes When he ashin' and pass it, and My passport looking elaborate and well-traveled From the gravel pits to the open seas Over 12 G's a week, nigga roll the trees Sneak through the doors of wealth and now we holding the keys As long as we in it for the right reason [Hook] [Verse 2: Sir Michael] I told my lady I'll quit this shit soon as I get that R8 Like "Baby I admit this shit is risky and it's shifty But I get a rush gettin' deluxe edition custom-fitted Fendi Monogram leather jackets, so peep game" I got addicted now I'm ordering from 5 names At a time, plain as day to see the changes From Ranges to 'Rari trucks, plus my name gettin bigger in the circle Yea We get money, split money, share the wealth I got a box of the new Iphones Supposed to arrive home at 6 Got the driver on the payroll so he don't need no signer Leaving the barbershop, Drew hit me with the lineup Everything was on schedule, everything was on time But I looped around the block twice, something wasn't right It was the drop, the truck stopped and out hopped the cops Guess this is where the buzz stops, it's like the drug stopped [Intervention Skit] "Freeze! Get on the ground Asshole!" "Get the Fuck off me man!" "It's Over!!" "Man, Get the fuck off me man!" "Get his ass!!" [Hook]
13.
Nympho 03:10
[Chorus: Like] Let me getcha' info That is if you a nympho Straight f*****, no intro Bend over let me show you what you in fo' Nympho Nympho Straight f*****, no intro Bend over let me, let me, let me [Verse 1: Like] Ok, Keisha, met her at Trader Joe's Right up on 3rd and Labrea, was with a gang of hoes Big ol' ass, cute face and painted toes We in aisle 3 you know a nigga played the role Actin' like I'm lookin' for something specific She know I'm really tryin' to get the digits, cuz i just want to hit it The way she grabbed the peanut butter did it started bendin' over slow like she strippin' on the pole She looked back at me and bit her bottom lip I could see it in her eyes she could ride a dick Bus pass with her ass poked I dropped the dip I grabbed her hand, we talked a bit She said she from Seattle on some model shit I told her I got cameras she can model wit' Told her I got connections she can party wit' Won't you come over tonight and we can politic She asked me where the nuts was at, "I got a pair of unsalted could you fuck with that?", she laughed Fo' I forget lemme getcha info well, that is if you a nympho [Chorus: Like] Let me getcha' info That is if you a nympho Straight f*****, no intro Bend over let me show you what you in fo' Nympho Nympho Straight f*****, no intro Bend over let me, let me, let me [Verse 2: Sir Michael Rocks] Yeah We in the golden nugget diner like we own the joint Passin' syrup round' the table, butter knives cuttin' the waffles they crispy, this is live as it gets G She say she listen to Ab-Liva and Push T You sellin' weak weed your better off pushin' tea You got a flash on that iphone? Certainly Smile for the camera phone thats perfect, your friend will take the picture if she figure how to work it She said text me yo' numba' my phone ain't got no service in this building if you feelin' how I'm feelin' then we need the connect And I just need yo' respect, not a piece of yo' check And while she talkin' to me I'm steady thinkin' of sex and now we walkin' to the parking lot she lookin' at me Flickin' her keys while she givin' her speech I had to get the brains man, she gave me all her info I think she was a nympho [Chorus: Like] Let me getcha' info That is if you a nympho Straight f*****, no intro Bend over let me show you what you in fo' Nympho Nympho Straight f*****, no intro Bend over let me, let me, let me
14.
Summer Song 03:09
[Verse 1: Sir Michael Rocks] Yo, What's the science with it? I'm talking all white cuffie, Cartiers and a Lions fitted I used to want a huffy and to try and get it I was cutting grass like a motherfucker, I admit it That humidity was literally heavy In the wrong place get chased like Chevy Niggas broke like levees, and they talking 'bout the finer things? My celly steady he get his calls from a lot of queens I'm by the book, botta-boom botta-bing A lot of kings, a lot of rooks, ain't no pawns on my team Stay calm in between, this shit is a balance beam One hand wash the other A suntan cutie came to me and was like "Damn, Mike no wonder You must have switched cribs, I ain't seen you all summer though" Damn baby if you want to know I got the same phone number and trees if you want to smoke [Hook: Latif] The way it's coming out I'm feeling like it's going to be a summer song So why don't you go ahead, turn it up, put one in the air or something A pair of fresh J's, Cartiers, throw them in the carry on (Feel the warm, feel the breeze) Summer, summer, summer song [Verse 2: Sir Michael Rocks] Put the pen to it and do you a favor, it's major Ice water dripping with the flavor You can't copy, drinking Asti Spumante We scoop sand up from right under the palm tree And then let the wind blow it away Because that's representative of how we're doing o.k I'm chill, first hit the elevator to the lobby They're partying like somebody's going away But besides all that though, I'm a slick cat, smooth gato Hate jalapeños on the nachos, they're too spicy Hop out the old school with the new Nikes Blue like the Tampa Bay Lightning I like them old joints though, new cars don't excite me Except that R8 or the Aston Martin It was looking like a shark when I passed it in traffic Double dutch jumping on the corners when we passed it [Hook]
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[Verse 1: Sir Michael Rocks] She was a ho hoppin beginner (hey) I'm hopin I could penetrate (hey) I'm hopin I can rock her without going on a dinner date She's smoking hot, her game plan is to make a nigga wait She treat the pussy like a cash prize give away We can start on Wednesday, two girls named Lindsey With the Cartier lens frames on, if you broke you shoulda just stay home Cus if you with your chick she could just split and leave you alone I'm Mike, I'm trippin just type your digits when I give you my phone I'm a role model for niggas who had Ninja Turtles in their toy box Now we're taking gold bottles to the voice box (Yeah) To the head, to the neck, 'til we gotta stop She hotter than a junkies hands when he got a rock And I dun locked her in, locked her in the proper trance Her man had her in a trap like a Waka Flocka fan Poppin pop everywhere he can, you better stop it man You know that girl just gonna do it again [Hook: Phil Ade] We might be doing something wrong but tonight it feels right So tell me what you want, it's whatever you like We can do it over and over again (again), we can do it over and over again (again) Cus one is not fun, its two, maybe three We can do this every single night of the week girl We can do it over and over again (again), we can do it over and over again (again)
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Sir Michael Rocks' mixtape "The Rocks Report" serves as a solid statement of his individual artistry apart from his work with The Cool Kids. Released on March 29, 2011, "The Rocks Report" features a blend of laid-back tracks and lyrical showcases that highlight Sir Michael Rocks' versatility as a rapper and a songwriter.

"The Rocks Report" stands out for its eclectic mix of production styles and the range of features it includes. The mixtape sees contributions from various artists across the hip-hop spectrum, adding layers of diversity to the project. The collaborations offer a mix of perspectives and sounds, complementing Sir Michael Rocks' distinctive style and flow.

Production on the mixtape is handled by a talented array of producers who provide a variety of beats, from smooth, jazzy undertones to more upbeat and energetic tracks. This range in production ensures that "The Rocks Report" maintains a dynamic and engaging listening experience from start to finish.

Lyrical themes throughout the mixtape cover a spectrum from personal growth and experiences in the music industry to aspirational themes of success and lifestyle. Sir Michael Rocks uses "The Rocks Report" to carve out his niche, showcasing his skills as both a storyteller and a lyricist. This mixtape not only cements his place as a solo artist but also demonstrates his potential to influence and shape the direction of hip-hop with his unique voice and perspective.

In summary, "The Rocks Report" is a significant entry in Sir Michael Rocks' discography that highlights his growth as an artist and his ability to create compelling music outside of his collaborations. With its diverse features, innovative production, and insightful lyrics, the mixtape is a testament to Sir Michael Rocks' talent and versatility.

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